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A mystic bong is when you take a lighter, put it under your ball sack and afterwards under it, you light your balls on fire to create your hot semen then you get a girl and get her to smoke your hot nut
Hey babe want some of my mystic bong
Sometimes used when referring to a woman's vagina
Did you get any love last night ???
"Yeah ...she gave me a piece of her mystical taco "
The Mystic Maestro is a wonderful person who is very artistic and kind. She cares a lot about her friends and might even beat up her friends if they are bullying one of her other friends. She is one of if not the best friend that anybody could ever have.
Chrantom: dude you should probably stop bullying me. The Mystic Maestro just came online
MHX: oh shit you're right
Something that gobbles up your Hard Drive space overnight!
The Mystic Megs have been at it again! I went to bed last night with 800 Megabytes free on my Hard Drive. I awoke today to find only 180 megs.
Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down
Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(
"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.
I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.