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President Bush

1.An oxymoron
2.One whose presidency was announced by his cousin and given to him by his father.

see: Goerge W Bush, Bush, George Bush

by Iamacannibal August 2, 2005

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Dead Presidents

American currency, any paper money

Jerome: How much is that?
Leroy: I'll make it 20 dead presidents
Jerome: Aight

by matt October 2, 2002

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shitty president

See Bush*.

*Note to the Christian Coalition: No, not the burning thing in the bible through which God spoke.

I'm not talking about the first one! Sure, he was a limp dick, but his son: he sure was a shitty president.

by yoJERraps! September 23, 2006

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President Obama

the 44th President of the United States of America. First president of African heritage. Often mistaken as the first african american president. Mr. Obama is 1/2 white and 1/2 black otherwise known as mulatto. Correct terminology would be the first mulatto President. Mr. Obama was born in Hawaii, raised by his white mother and her white parents who sent Mr. Obama to a predominant white highschool and white college. His success is attributed to his white upbringing. His father an African male, failed to have any influence in his life and abandoned Mr. Obama at an early age. Mr. Obama obtained notarity for "Hope and Change" but continued with racist remarks with his public address of his white grandmother who paid for his private education and his ivy league schooling as a "Typical White Woman" thus causing many white supporters to become disillusioned with the Hope and Change of his campaign.

President Obama is the 44th President of the United States of America

by Truth be told for all March 11, 2010

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vice president

An individual that does his or her own job plus that of the president.
An individual with a greater workload than the president, but with little to none of the perks nor recognition.
The one who gets blamed for everything the president does wrong.

Person 1: Hey, didn't John do all of the work for that?
Person 2: Yeah, but he's only vice president, so he doesn't get any credit.

by RebeccaM1 May 7, 2013

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Not My President

"Not My President" is a slogan commonly used to describe a metaphor. The President of the United States of America is factually the president. However, when people use the slogan "Not My President," they are referring to their individual vales which the current president does not represent.

Yes President Trump is literally my president, but Trump is a pathological liar, attempts to intimidate people over twitter like a "keyboard tough guy", has cheated on multiple wives - multiple times, doesn't know how to spell common words, is a massive bigot, a mild racists with a father that was a member of the KKK, extremely narcissistic with a petty childish demeanor, tremendously unjust, unforgiving control-freak with a vindictive personality that requires approval, a misogynistic, homophobic, unethical, megalomaniac, self-centered, egotistical, ignorant, incompetent, (etc.) and an embarrassment not fitting of a head of state. Trump is NOT MY PRESIDENT because he doesn't represent my values.

by Draxx them Sklounst August 4, 2018

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The X Presidents

(N.) A crazy-stupid, dope-fly, live-happenin', all-that-and-a-bag-of-cookies-with-chocolate-chips, funny ass cartoon on Saturday Night Live's Saturday TV Funhouse.

Valley Girl: The X-Presidents are like, so way better than those corny X-Men, for sure, tee hee.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

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