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Borrowing a pencil is when you covertly ask someone if you can I have a condom, especially when asking a classmate.
BORROWING A PENCIL:
"Hey man can I borrow a pencil for tonight?"
"Yeah bro I got some in my locker."
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1. To fuck a pencil.
2. To insert a pencil into an improper hole.
3. It can also be used as the same as a piece of shit or an ass hole.
4. To be one, to far, with a pencil.
Pencil fucker has derived from Basher, an American Citizen. It has then been used towards many forms of life.
Ryan is a pencil fucker.
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a pad a girl uses when she is on her period
bailey needed a pencil from emily
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Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.
Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"
Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"
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When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.
Dude, that guy in class kept performing pencil masturbation. Like, get a new pencil already!
A penis that is skinny like a pencil.
Girl 1: Have you slept with Larry yet? Girl 2: No not yet. Girl 1: I heard he has a pencil cock. Girl 2: Oh great, that means he won't even touch the sides.