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betting pencil

A small dick

Was it a mega-dobber or a betting pencil?

by wisewithnoname May 3, 2017

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pencil fucker

1. To fuck a pencil.
2. To insert a pencil into an improper hole.
3. It can also be used as the same as a piece of shit or an ass hole.
4. To be one, to far, with a pencil.

Pencil fucker has derived from Basher, an American Citizen. It has then been used towards many forms of life.

Ryan is a pencil fucker.

by Basher August 30, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


pencil

a pad a girl uses when she is on her period

bailey needed a pencil from emily

by mojas boyfriend March 15, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


make a pencil

Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.

Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"

Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"

by skip o'potamus October 7, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


pencil fuck

1. when your sharpener eats up your pencil

2. when skinny people have sex

electric pencil sharpeners are great because you can reduce the risk of pencil fuck

by barffbag November 16, 2018


Pencil Crusher

usually a big nonce who likes to touch little ginger boys named luke or nico

"omg look there goes one of those pencil crusher fellows"

by Mr. Tickleson the ninth July 1, 2022


Pencil Masturbation

When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.

Dude, that guy in class kept performing pencil masturbation. Like, get a new pencil already!

by Liberty5000 February 20, 2019