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A person that thinks they are a pilot so they live in a world surrounded by anything aviation related, specifically planes. If they’re in school, they’re studying about planes. If they’re walking outside, they’re staring up at the planes. If they hear a plane they must find it and point at it (and guess the model if they’re an expert pilot furry) and when they’re on there phone, the must be tracking planes on FlightRadar24.
Friend 1: “Did you hear about Nate?”
Friend 2: “No what happened?”
Friend 1: “He came out as a Pilot Furry!!!!”
Sort of like autopilot but when a guy gets horny with a girl and loses any sense of conscious thought and thinks with his dick instead of his brain.
Damn, last night Johnny was on Boner Pilot for ours whole date. 😒
If your close enough to steer a car with your chin please note: if in a bump your airbags will come out your arse hole, drive safe chin pilot's
"They are chin pilot's when they hit a speed bump they graze there chin in the steering wheel or accidently put teeth marks in it" "A Chin pilot"
When you aren’t sure what you have to go to the bathroom for, but you know you have to go.
I honestly might have to make this trip a Whiskey Pilot because I don’t really know if I have to do a #1 or #2 or maybe even a #3.
Whilst driving, the driver leans over and gives the passenger "road head" and then the passenger then steers the vehicle.
The other day my girl and I were driving across town and I asked her if I could get the co-pilot and I almost crashed when I came in her eye
When airline management has thrown away Billions in cash on failed stock buyback schemes, a threatened pilot furlough is used to try and extract pilot concessions, so management has more money in the future for more risky stock buybacks that only benefit them.
Example #1: "Well, we pissed away all that money the employees made on stock buybacks, so we will threaten a massive pilot furlough and ram some pay and work rule cuts down their throats. Are we still on for our tee time later today?"
Example #2: "If the pilot furlough doesn't give us enough money to do more stock buybacks, we will just displace everyone to the lowest paying positions and try to force more wage and work rule concessions on them. Make sure there are plenty of hookers and blow for the airline manager party tonight. Shit is about to get real when we announce those pilot furloughs."
when someone is preoccupied with the things that they are doing that they will obey any given order
During hari raya my aunt shake hands with her son when she is about to leave not realising she dont have to. She's on auto pilot.
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