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The act of spraying a sleeping campers ass with cooking spray ensuring a quick and frictionless entry.
When I go camping with Mike I always use the Pam Plan.
An attempt at subterfuge that entails using one party member as a prisoner of the other two (or more) where the non-prisoners appear to be members of the group they are infiltrating and the prisoner is unable to assume such a guise.
There's no way you could pass as a storm trooper, we're going to have to go the wookie plan.
When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.
"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."
When a female takes Plan B and goes through the Emotional, Behavioral, and Hormonal changes that a woman goes through during PMS
Man 1: Hey man, my girl took plan b, and she’s being like a total bitch right now.
Man 2: Bro, cut her some slack she’s probably just Plan BMSing!
A plan in (involves a handshake) which you and your friends take on a journey together and promise to abide by the terms and conditions of hard planning. "Hard Plans" will stick with you forever and ever, through thick and thin, through life and death and will stay with you till the day you die.
The only way to reverse "Hard Plans" is to say the phrase "Snalp Drah" and complete the reverse handshake.
Person 1: let's get our ears pierced!
Person 2: hell yeah! (starts to walk away)
Person 1: wait no let's make... hard plans
*does handshake*
The fall-back plans you make in case your life goes to complete shit, with no hopes of getting back on track. A Grenade Plan means blowing up your entire life and starting fresh. Grenade Plans are meant for worst-case scenarios only, and are usually extreme and nearly impossible.
Well, this week I got fired, my girlfriend dumped me, and I found out that my landlord is evicting me. My car was stolen, and I have no insurance. My family is all dead, I have no friends, and my pets ran away. My savings were lost in the stock market, and I have this odd lump on my neck. It can't get any worse, but it probably won't get much better, either. It's time for the Grenade Plan: Sell everything I have left, and bet it on a spin at the roulette table. If I win, I move to Monaco. If I lose, I'll become a busker in San Francisco.
Five guys from Montréal, Canada. The band plays pop-punk music. They've been around since 1999 and put out their first album--No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls--in 2002. Their second album--Still Not Getting Any...--was released in 2004. Their third album, a self titled one, was released in 2008. Their fourth album--Get Your Heart On!--was released June 2011.
Their singles include...
Perfect, Welcome to My Life, Addicted, I'd Do Anything, Astronaut, Summer Paradise, I'm Just a Kid, Can't Keep My Hands Off You, Perfect World, Shut Up
Some people may say they're a bunch of lame, whiny, emo losers, but they're not. They have literally SAVED LIVES, including my own. How would you like it if people constantly mocked and ridiculed the people who kept you from killing yourself, ending it all? How would you feel if you felt like you couldn't talk to anyone about any of your problems and they were all you had? How would you feel then? Go listen to This Song Saved My Life- Simple Plan. Maybe then you'll get it. They asked their fans on Twitter how their music has affected them and this was the product: an amazing, beautiful, tear-jerking song. I hope you get it now.
Anyone who's never heard their music... Please just give them a fair chance. Please.
1: Do you like that band Simple Plan?
2: Yes! They saved my LIFE xD
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