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A child who will honor the lord with praise
Precious lord I am glad you are Pentecostal and you were born to with the Holy Spirit
He is the late Pop Smoke’s best friend. Despite Pop not knowing who the Fuck he was. He’s also a Part time basketballer for the Brooklyn Nets of the NBA. Winning 2 championships in his first two seasons with them and has had a few stints with the Lakers and the Pistons. He is also a Reserve F1 driver for Red Bull Racing. He has been practising and impressing the team. He’s also a fucking bitch and a snake
Virgil: wait isn’t that the basketballer who plays in ny?
Trent: he’s also a f1 driver
Virgil: tf? This Precious Arugu guy is everywhere!!!
Sir Precious is a nickname for Sir Pentious. It stems from the fact he is precious. This was popularized by the user: @sawtoothrabbit
They made an in depth analysis on Sir Pentious and his “Precious” aspects.
1: Who is your favorite hazbin hotel character??
2: definitely sir precious
an engagement/wedding ring
'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
jack was getting some special signals from jen, when he noticed precious metal on her finger.
jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.
he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
a very short person who is always angry due to the fact that she is so short.
very strong even though she is only 3'2
very addicted to k-pop it is a problem and she is very serious about it (she needs mental help)
precious phol is not smart like albert Einstein was
A badass uncle who doesn't a shit about what others think! He's always welcoming and hospitable. On friday nights especially, he'll invite you to his house (which he cutely calls his lair) for fifa. Once you enter, you'll begin to notice, there is no TV. As a matter face, there is no furniture. Cum stains litter the walls.
"Wait what!" you'll scream,
"Cmon you know you love it" he'll respond.
He then shoves you into its scrotum where it smells like fish and the flesh hugs you from all sides.
Defined by his parents, Uncle Precious is a family sweetheart. When he was younger though, he went a horny rebellious teen phase. They would be eating dinner, when the whole house would begin to smell like fish. Yet the scent would grow stronger and stronger. Uncle Precious would come closer and closer. Hornier and hornier.
"What the shit Precious! It smells like fish!"
"Cmon you know you love it!" he would respond
"HE LOOKS HORNY!!!" My mother would cry, noting the massive bump in his pants.
"On the count of 3, 1... 2... RUN!!!" My grandmother shout.
Uncle precious would then run around the house terrifying the family members while stroking his member, his dick wagging in front of him like a happy dog.
Then, something snapped inside my grandfather. He pulled out the 16mm thumbtack from his front pocket. And pinned his scrotum to all corners of the house. He never misbehaved, ever again. Until, his sister had children.
"Please be gentle this time Uncle Precious, last time your rough scrotum really hurt me!"
"Cmon Uncle, do I really have to take Viagra the third time this day, I'm already bricked as hell!"
"UNCLE PRECIOUS: I'M GOING SOFT,!!!! I NEED MY VIAGRA!!!! I CANT BE SOFT EVER AGAIN!!!!!"
An English name "precious" with yoruba "mo" meaning "I am precious"..A beautiful name for a smart,caring,beautiful,lovely young lady. Someone who's loyal and loves her family and friends a lot. She tries her best to help her friends out of bad situations and is a very good advicer. She goes around with a smile on her face always bottling up all her problems. She's funny a lot and always jokes around at times.Mo-precious doesn't get annoyed easily. Mo-Precious is a short girl also short and slim but with a great personality.If you've ever met a Mo-Precious count urself lucky cuz they're really rare....