A sick and twisted person who loves the smell of their own farts so much, that they enjoy diving under the sheets after farting in bed only to get a good whiff.
After secretly watching my wife pull the sheets over her head after farting, I popped out of the closet and yelled "SHEET DIVER".
Someone whose planning of fucking or having sex with someone.
SAM- "Tracy is such a hoe don't you think?"
CAT- "yea! I heard that she and one of her boyfriends are planning on rippin sheets ,girl"
To have sex on top or under the sheets
Man you should see the chick I went sheet surfing with last night.
Pejorative for long tits that hang down and rub on bedsheets while engaging in doggystyle sex.
Nice tits! Nah, take off the bra and you'll see she has sheet scrapers
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The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.
Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.
*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"
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To have brown sheets is to be an extreme bed shitter.
"Jenn, you're so utterly useless. You totally have brown sheets"
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