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Sheet Diver

A sick and twisted person who loves the smell of their own farts so much, that they enjoy diving under the sheets after farting in bed only to get a good whiff.

After secretly watching my wife pull the sheets over her head after farting, I popped out of the closet and yelled "SHEET DIVER".

by happy hal August 6, 2017


rippin sheets

Someone whose planning of fucking or having sex with someone.

SAM- "Tracy is such a hoe don't you think?"
CAT- "yea! I heard that she and one of her boyfriends are planning on rippin sheets ,girl"

by PrettiGurlnicki October 11, 2010


sheet surfing

To have sex on top or under the sheets

Man you should see the chick I went sheet surfing with last night.

by ron ron juice January 29, 2011


fitted sheet

When it's REAL tight!

Kara's body was like a fitted sheet!

by Treytreynoodles March 11, 2017


sheet scrapers

Pejorative for long tits that hang down and rub on bedsheets while engaging in doggystyle sex.

Nice tits! Nah, take off the bra and you'll see she has sheet scrapers

by Polk County December 4, 2015

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painting the sheets

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

by yung lemon February 15, 2016

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Brown Sheets

To have brown sheets is to be an extreme bed shitter.

"Jenn, you're so utterly useless. You totally have brown sheets"

by Nexxxus August 29, 2007

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