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A kinky act performed during sex where a man takes a crap on a women's chest and the women then takes the piece of poop to a freezer and freezes it. The next day she pulls out the frozen piece of poop and the man uses it as a dildo on the women.
Oh man last night me and my girlfriend were having sex and she wanted to try the alaskan sled ride. So I took the biggest crap all over her chest. It was so big she didn't even want me to use as a dildo in her but I did it anyways and it was awseome!
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Similiar to box sledding, except intercouse is performed in a motor vehicle.
I couldn't wait to get home so I had to urban box sled in my rigged Pinto.
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A Canadian Snow Sled is when you cum on her belly then drag your dick through it down to her pussy before you put it in
She told me she wanted some Northern hospitality so I gave her a Canadian Snow Sled
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Occurs after cumming on a chick you cover her in Husky hair (freshly shaven for maximum effect), then take her outside into the snow in the mountains of Siberia (because your a poor as shit beet farmer), attach a ball-gag with reins to said husky/women and proceed to fornicate doggy style whilst slaying ass down the hill
Hey, if you don't get down here right now I'll Siberian sled dog your mum
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yo, look at that sled gang over there! how gay.
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During anal sex doggie style, when the female begins to crap, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the crap back in with his penis.
"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."
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When a animal (or person) is greedy and always in search of more, particularly food.
"Get away Clancey, this is my food! You gravy sucking sled dog."
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