smurf

To give someone a blow job.

This slut ,Jen, gave Justin and Chalen both a smurf.

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smurf

a wet dick slap across the face of a sleeping victim or willing party

dude#1: "dan is asleep. quick dip your dick in some honey and give him a nice sweet smurf!"

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Smurfs

a sort of vernarial Disease.

I got the smurfs.

I need to get my privates checked for the smurfs.

Please god don't tell me I have the smurfs.

Great,my dick is blue, I got the f-in smurfs!!

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smurf

A DoS attack.

I smurfed his ass!

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smurfs

Blue colored diamonds worn in any type of jewelry

"You seen them smurfs in the pendant on his chain? He must be ballin'!"

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smurfing

Dressing up as a female smurf without any underwear and parading round foreign countries flashing your ball bag to unsuspecting Scandinavians while singing karaoke.

Will went smurfing at the weekend, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen.

I just saw Rutter smurfing to a crowd in a park in Sweden, they couldn't get enough of his hairy bollox.

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smurfing

The act of taking a drug, usually in pill form, anally. This allows the drug to enter the bloodstream very quickly through the thin walls of the lower intestine. Ecstasy, or "X", a designer party drug, is the most commonly taken drug using this method. Common amongst the gay community. "smurfing" is the act of, also used is past tense "smurfed"

I was at a rave last night, and I was smurfing a couple pills. I was rolling my balls off.

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