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It's a guy, who eats a swine, without his radio! Can you believe it?
slipper-cat
aaah! A swine-eater!
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They said that the day a black man would become president is when pigs fly. 100 days into Obama's presidency swine flu
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When two cops have stopped to talk to each other and park drivers window to drivers window. Named to the resemblance to the 69 sex position.
last night i was pulled over by the high school. I didn't see the swine 69 in the parking lot.
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A form of influenza spread by terrorists disguised as pigs.
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A scientific term describing a person who does not eat their pizza crust. This is especially true if said person eats the entire pizza minus the outside crust in one sitting.
Only an uncultured swine would eat an entire pizza minus the crust.
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a disease that may kill the entire earth and it's all thanks to some horny mexican gringo having anal sex with a dirty pot-belly.
el nombre: 'hey el guapo, that pig's checkin me out'
el guapo: 'wait muchacho, she gots tha swine flu man'
el nombre: 'i'ma fuck that pig'
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Human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) virus infection have been identified in the United States. Human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) virus infection also have been identified internationally. The current U.S. case count is provided below.
An investigation and response effort surrounding the outbreak of swine flu is ongoing.
CDC is working very closely with officials in states where human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) have been identified, as well as with health officials in Mexico, Canada and the World Health Organization. This includes deploying staff domestically and internationally to provide guidance and technical support.
CDC activated its Emergency Operations Center to coordinate the agency's response to this emerging health threat and yesterday the Secretary of the Department Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, declared a public health emergency in the United States. This will allow funds to be released to support the public health response. CDC's goals during this public health emergency are to reduce transmission and illness severity, and provide information to assist health care providers, public health officials and the public in addressing the challenges posed by this newly identified influenza virus. To this end, CDC has issued a number of interim guidance documents in the past 24 hours. In addition, CDC's Division of the Strategic National Stockpile (SNS) is releasing one-quarter of its antiviral drugs, personal protective equipment, and respiratory protection devices to help states respond to the outbreak. Laboratory testing has found the swine influenza A (H1N1) virus susceptible to the prescription antiviral drugs oseltamivir and zanamivir. This is a rapidly evolving situation and CDC will provide updated guidance and new information as it becomes available.
-From CDC.gov
Dude 1: I feel sick, it feels like a flu but worse.
Dude 2: Prob swine flu.
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