Yorkshire Tea

The most powerful beverage in existence.
Coffee does not even compare.

(Year 2069)
Friend: “Yo how the fuck is the queen still alive bro?”
Me: “Why do you think she drinks so much Yorkshire Tea? That’s right.”

Red Tea

A fresh, energized concoction of one part unsweetened iced tea and one part energy drink (tastes best with Red Bull sugar free). Best mix ratio is 4oz Red Bull for every 8oz tea.

An adult's equivalent to afternoon milk in kindergarten.

Everyone in my office orders a Disaronno on the rocks at lunch and I want to enjoy the rest of my day, so I order a Red Tea.

Shart Tea

Shart Tea is made by aquiring freshly sharted panties from your desired female and using the contents to brew your Shart Tea. Some folks lay the gusset of the panties, isolating said shart, over the desired receptical using previously boiled water to pour through the shart. Steep to desired strength.

Bro 1: Dude would you drink her Shart Tea?
Bro 2: uh, yeah dude

Tea Shades

Psychedellic wire-rim sunglasses worn by 1960's drug-culture hep-cats.

Yeah, man, you can always spot a Narc cuz he calls your Tea Shades "sunglasses."

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Pennyroyal Tea

A song by Nirvana. Also a tea used as a natural abortificant

Distill the life that's inside of me

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Hot Tea

Hot tea is when something reeeeaaallllyyy juicy happens. like a scandal or just an iconic moment.

guy 1: omg did you hear that alissa cheated on mike?

guy 2: omg with who?

guy 1: she cheated on him with drew.

guy 2: OMG THE HOT TEA! ITS STEAMING!

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Brewin' Tea

The act of peeing in some sort of still body of water. IE: pool or bath tub. Generally making a small amount of water yellowish brown for a short period of time, resembling the color of freshly brewed tea.

Tom:Sorry bro...but i just brewed some tea in your pool
John: Huh?
Tom: I pee'd in your pool, dude
John: Oh, don't worry i love brewin' tea

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