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Come on, you know who I'm referring to... he was once the 45th president and no longer matters
Brody: "Man, people are still throwing tantrums over that election in 2020!"
Snake: "Yeah, fatty one term just needs to go away and change his diaper."
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The act of having amnesia and mixing up the word tomato with long term memory.
We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce...
Terms named after killstreak rewards in MW2 that relate to taking a dump.
Well here it goes:
Airdrop: Taking a dump without your cheeks hitting the toilet seat; ideal for public restrooms
Sentry Gun: Shitting small pieces really fast, so it resembles the bullets of a turret.
Predator Missile: A really long piece of shit that comes down fast, usually leaving 'splash damage'
Emergency Airdrop: More than one piece of shit taken without sitting on the toilet seat.
Stealth Bomber: 'Silent but deadly'. Made no sound at all, but completely shook up the toilet.
EMP: Clogging the toilet so that it does not work, disabling it.
Tactical Nuke: Taking the most vile sounding shit that makes the whole toilet brown, including the rim. It clogs the toilet, and usually includes diarrhea, chunks, and leaves the washroom unusable for days.
Dude. I just nuked the toilet yesterday.
WTF? John, you've been smoking too much weed
No not this time, I'm referring to the Call of Duty: Toilet Terms
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The biggest lie a human will ever make.
I Accept The Terms and Conditions
Someone who writes on someone's wall or comments on something on facebook and immeadietly forgets what he/she just said.
_ON FACEBOOK_
Rachael: "Happy hug a pianst day! *hugs *feels gross *hugs again"
Joel: "You feel gross when you hug me?"
Rachael: "umm, no, did I say that??"
Joel: "You're such a Short-Term Facebooker, rachael"
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Half Term Half Wit is an unqualified boob of a Governor that quits halfway thru her term
some shit no one reads but gets spam from all the time
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