Random
Source Code
Random
Using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap.
My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.
The act of heating up aluminum foil in an oven then wrapping it around your girlfriends boobs. Once thoroughly heated, you remove the foil and fuck her steaming boobs.
Guy One: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a tot toaster last night.
Guy Two: Didn't it hurt her?
Guy Three: Probably, but to me, it felt awesome!
4👍 1👎
The lovin you get when your girlfriend is Tots.
Yes, Andrea is comin in town, now I can get some Tots Lovin!
7👍 3👎
A festive spud-name for girls and boys lucky enough to have the name Katie.
Hey Kater-Tot, do you wanna chillax this Friday and go on our eating road trip?
7👍 3👎
1.)term for a child that is a sort of practical Joker.
2.)an inappropiate term for an old person that is being extermely annoying.
1.) e.g. I can't believe you bathed the cat in beet juice , you little Tinker Tot, You!
2.) e.g. Be quiet and go play with your garden you old Tinker Tot!
8👍 3👎
A female, that is younger than the age of 18, who dresses and appears (from a distance) to be an easy girl. When approached closer it becomes evident that they are too young and there would be jail time involved.
Prosti-tots are usually spotted from moving vehicles.
Yo vik! Look at the girl up ahead, she looks soo fine...
(distance becomes shorter)
Damn just another prosti-tot... I'm going to jail for saying that.
8👍 4👎
The tater tot is an extension of a "shart" which was popularized by the movie, Along Came Polly, which is when someone thinks they need to fart, and when they do, a little shit comes out. The tater tot is when one has to shit so badly that they can not hold it and they shit their pants in the car. Now this is no ordinary dump, this is a full blown toilet clogging, shit on the bathroom floor, useless to the plunger, rotorotter problem. Thus, this shit in the car gets everywhere, meaning all over the seat, the door, on the floor, and even a little on the steering wheel. Now one could ask is this possible, and if one has experienced a true tater tot, they will know it is possible.
The other day my friend did a tater tot, it got every where. It took all day to clean, and we had to throw away 3 pairs of shoes and the driver seat car mat.
36👍 31👎