Cinnamon Trumpet

The brown wind instrument between your buttcheeks, found just below the gleavage. Can produce many beautiful notes if expertly controlled.

I shouldn't have had that White Castle earlier, now I can't stop playing the cinnamon trumpet.

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Meat Trumpets

A ceremonial horn used to celebrate the beginning of the traditional weekly feast. The feast occurs every Friday, which is considered the holiest day of the week on the Five Guys calendar. Much like the sleigh bell from the Polar Express, only those who truly believe can actually hear its sweet, meaty song.

It's Friday and I'm starving, I think I hear the Meat Trumpets from across dupont circle!

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butt trumpet

thunderous flatulence

the butt trumpets heralded the arrival of the chocolate thunder god, Flatular!!

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President Trumpet

An increasingly popular nickname for this moronic blowhard.

President Trumpet is my favorite asshorn.

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Trumpet Polisher

A Slang term used to describe a Male who frequently masturbates.

1. Son, your Mother and I know that you were Polishing your Trumpet last night.

2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!

3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet

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Trumpet Bash

A party held at Brandon University School of Music every year during jazz fest where each trumpet player funnels a beer through a trumpet, then the Last Post is played on said trumpet, and then it is smashed to bits.

"Rock this Bitch!! Trumpet Bash!!" - Tom Menzies

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Cunt Trumpet

Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.

"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"

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