uncle kyle

A man that will side with women against men on any issues, often condemning his own gender in the hopes of gaining female approval. The phrase was first used in the show South Park by Leopold "Butters" Stotch.

It's okay to be proud of being a man, don't let some Uncle Kyle tell you differently.

Uncle’s Touch

Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.

I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.

Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.

deadly uncle

Rez slang for any older man who is physically attractive

Rez Girl: Hohhh, did you see that Deadly Uncle ober dare!?

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Uncle Iroh

Uncle Iroh is arguably the best character in the show: Avatar the last airbender.

him: dude Uncle Iroh is the best
me: ik

Uncle Nole

The gross uncle you were never told you had. He makes bad jokes and often links them to his unnamed ex-wife. Said jokes usually only get one laugh.

(Uncle Nole is a character by Noel Miller)

"Who let Uncle Nole in the house again?"

Jimmie's Uncle

When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.

We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.

Michael-uncle

A person who is older than 40, has never been married or had children and is still living with his parents or in the old house of them.

The female form is "Michaela-aunts".

Last weekend I visited my Michael-uncle. Every Sunday my Michael-uncle is eats dinner with us.