Van Halen

The Best Most Kick Ass Rock band ther ever is was and will ever be. Van Halen led by guitarist eddie van halen who cannot be stopped or topped.

Van Halen is the best period.

kidnapper van

A beat-up white van, usually a Ford Econoline, and often with no side-rear windows.

I always worry about what innocent people could be tied up in the back of all the kidnapper vans I see on the highways.

mini van

One in the front, five in the back.

Only the classiest of women can handle a mini van.

Van Candy

The most delicious candy. It comes from a white van and it makes you sleepy.

I ate some van candy, and then I lost track of what happened. Where's my mom?

terror van

The white unmarked van commonly used by pedophiles.

Dude, there's a pedo nearby, I can see his terror van.

Van Mundegaarde

Strong Bad's main man, since 1987.

Keep rockin' it Van Mundegaarde-style.

kiss the van

slang used in the southern islands of new zealand for putting on your seat belt.

aye bro kiss the van on you'll end up kissing the windscreen