Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss
Go to a public bathrooms and clog all the toilets and leave a business card with your name and number for all your plumbing needs
Plumber: Pulling a Whacker murfy is a great way to get work when you’re quite
oy dickhead i just rolled a fat whacker backer
dash me the lighter i got a nice whacker backer
When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.
John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.
She started using a stick whacker instead of the lawnmower due to the drought
A penis. Specifically, the type that is long and hard enough to slap someone across the face.
Brenda got slapped across the face by John's wicky-whacker.
1. A person who experiences or exhibits narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of their own physical or mental attributes.
eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho
2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.
"That Leigh guy is such a fucking mirror whacker"