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Researcher who acquires samples of flatulence without the knowledge or consent of the subjects.
And then the fart thief said to me: "Your flatulence or your life!". It was the most frightening moments of my life! But certainly not the most smelly. I find that ironic.
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This is one of the few aggressive sexual manuevers available to women. It occurs when the woman is riding the man like a bike. After she orgasms but before the man does, she gets off and attempts to break his boner in half, much like a bike thief attempting to break a lock. This causes the man a great deal of pain, as boners are not meant to be broken.
I got mine and this mother fucker slapped my ass too hard so I gave him the bike thief and broke his boner in half.
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The guy who goes into your house while your socks are in the laundry and steals one of your socks out of the washing machine or the dryer. It's always one sock because he knows it drives you insane that there's ALWAYS one missing. Every. Time.
He is currently in a gay relationship with the tangle wizard.
GOD DAMMIT THE SOCK THIEF STOLE ANOTHER ONE OF MY SOCKS!!! NOW THERE'S NO MATCH FOR THIS ONE!!! FUCK!!!!!
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\PIK-uhl theef\ -noun, plural pickle thieves. A derogatory term for a gay man.
Origin: 2009; Cuanta Vida by kytri, page 66
Synonyms: fag, queer, faggot, homogay, fag balls, cockfag, assfag, Fag-o-tron, FairyQueen.
"Wake up, pickle thief!"
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one who has intercourse with women during their time of ovulation
like a tampon thief i had to pull some string.
That kids a tampon thief.
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Man who steals women's underwear to satisfy his sexual obsesions.
Sylvester Sneekly aka "The Hooded Claw" was a Panty theif, who pilfered panties from Penelope Pitstop.
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The ability to steal something without someone noticing.
Pablo is a thief in the dark.
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