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This is probably the most basic girl ever.
Basically, she thinks she's different because, "eats pizza and gamess1!!!1!! instead of partying LOL"
She does things almost 50% percent of girls do, and acts like she's so weird.
She also thinks if you have big tits and a big booty, you're automatically dumb.
So basically, she's basic (FUNNY PUN LAURA HAHAHAHAH) and she's stereotypical.
Another point is with their love, where do we begin.
They're kinda like the r/NiceGirls because they always go, "OMGGG WHY DO GUYS ALWAYS PICK SL*TS OVER SMART GIRLS THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOOOD??"
But at the end of the day they're somehow the "good guys" because they don't send nudes? Because apparently if you don't play video games, isolate yourself, judge others for their interest, and you won't believe this..EAT, you're sooooo baddd!1!!1!1
Guy : Hi, I'm ______ I think you're really cute, wanna hang out?
Girl : Wha- You- You can't just say that I need you to like UGH! I don't wanna send you nudes! I'm not like other girls!!
Guy, who has heard this 100 times : Yeah, I just nevermind...
Girl : *posts on Instagram 3 hours later* WHY WON'T A GUY GO OUT WITH ME?
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Phrase used to refer to women's general hatred of each other. Used to shoot down the bullshit "sisterhood" myth.
Guy 1: These two bitches at my job are totally trying to backstab each other.
Guy 2: I know, they hate each other!
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Two people who both share a derogatory quality (or qualities) in common that make these two people suited for each other in a relationship. It is often used to describe two people already in a relationship in a condescending manner. The phrase implies that because of this quality, they are not worthy of dating other people.
Tom's and Julia are fake af. They deserve each other.
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The greatest and least heinous of all golden rules.
Be excellent to each other and, party on dudes!
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When someone is behaving in such a way that is not normal human behavior, or typical of any known man made drug.
"She's acting crazy, that bitch is on some other shit."
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a term used to describe one who has just come out of the closet and is gay.
Chelsea: hey Brendan is soooo hot, omg
Lauren: yeah...but he is totally playing for the other team, he's gay
Chelsea: are you kidding me???
Lauren: yeah he's definitely a shortstop
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A significant other whose status is not created by a agreed-upon relationship status but by how much time is spent with them. Could also be considered a behavioral significant other.
Combination of "statistically significant" and "significant other."
Since he spent twice as much time with Karen as with any of the other girls he was dating, his friends called Karen his statistically significant other.
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