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Another one of DJ Khaleds golden songs. Also a metafor for being on drugs.
Guy 1: "wow dude i had a listen to wild thoughts yesterday. It was a nice song"
Guy 2: "Are you sure you weren't on wild thoughts?
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This is a person the left dislikes
People are calling me a thought criminal
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Imagining having sex with someone
Jessica: "Tom is so into me, we had sex last night"
Sally "Nu'uhh! hes into me, i had THOUGHT SEX with him weeks before!"
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what NRA-funded politicians say after a mass shooting, instead of working on gun control
mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr
politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs
mass shooter: *shoots politician*
politician: *fucking dies*
NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*
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Evil, egotistical, or otherwise socially unacceptable thoughts which pop into one's head after watching the TV Show, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
My bad, man, I've been watching so much Always Sunny that I've started having these Sunny Thoughts.
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when you say something rude, mean, or insulting, but try to cover it up by coughing loudly
When Chelsey said her dad was letting her get a pony just because she asked once, Ellen cough thought "daddy's girl".
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When you think you have come up with a great idea or response / reply to something, but you have only half-thunk it, and therefor you have a broken thought. Here's a good example.
Announcer: Question number 13, What are several things people are doing these days besides getting involved with tech?
James (in his head): " Oh this is gonna be easy! I can think of several already! " *BUZZ!*
Announcer: James!
James: " Well, people do lots of things each day like... " (in his head) Oh shit... I can't think of anything...
Announcer: Tiiiimes Up!
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(James, and D-Jay, after the contest)
D-Jay: What happened back there man? Cat got your tounge?
James: I had a broken thought.
D-Jay: Dayum.
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