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When a woman takes it both in the anally and orally simultaneously. both men synchronize their pushing, and pulling to represent a saw cutting through a piece of lumber in the frigid wilderness. The first man to finish is the winner and yells "TIMBERRRRR!" and then pushes the remaining quests off of the bed.
Doctor: Debby, how did you break your leg?
Debby: Well you see, it's because I participated in a Timberland Threesome
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The person who balks at a threesome when there are already two willing partners.
I was ready Saturday night for a threesome with my boyfriend and my best friend since grade school. I couldn't wait to taste her and have my boyfriend watch us and then join in. But that homo said he wasn't interested. He's such a Threesome Thwarter!
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(Twosome, threesome, foursome, etc.) When two or more friends share an energy/sports drink so they all get hyper at the same time. Usually used during small gatherings to jazz up the mood if your parents are home as an alternative to alcohol, or as a lead-up to it. Powerade can be swapped out with whatever drink you have to share.
Person 1: Hey, just got a Monster, wanna split it?
Person 2: No, let's grab Person 3 and do a Powerade Threesome.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: It's where you share an energy drink. Just watch. We'll all get hyper at the same time.
*Five Minutes Later*
Person 1: *is hyper*
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when a man is having oral sex with his partner he puts her up against a door and the door knob goes into her ass while she gives him a blowjob
my girlfriend asked me to give her the dirty threesome because she got a new doorknob
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a threesome which involves two men and one female ... named after the city of buffalo which has more men and women. a buffalo threesome is inevitable if one lives in buffalo for more than 10 years.
I think Mike just had a buffalo threesome with Jim and Jim's girlfriend.
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When you walk in on two people having sex and they think you're there to join in.
The guest bathroom was locked, so I had to use one in the master bedroom, I walked in and found myself in an almost threesome.
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When you have sex with a girl and her kid is asleep in the bed or the same room...
Me and LaToya had an arkansas threesome goin on before cartoons saturday morning....
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