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Talking on the phone while taking a shit
Dude, Im pretty sure she gave you a speech from the throne
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The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo
Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"
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The season of game of thrones that is supposed to release next spring but will probably be delayed for another few years and will probably actually release after we're all dead
Fan 1: game of thrones season 8 is coming out in April
Fan 2: bullshit it sure as fuck won't release in our lifetime
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when you binge watch Game of thrones and breaking bad alternatively
Lets do a bad game of breaking thrones this weekend!
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This i where you are going for the ass.so practically you go for the throne with anyone and you go very hard in the paint and fuck with them heavily with out a second doubt
Omg Jared just brought that girl in his room,he’s going for the throne!
The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,
especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank
I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!
A pompous idiot who thinks his shit don’t stink but really his ass is a nesting spot for a king sized dingle berry.
“Look at that POS I bet he has a dingle throne in his pants.”