Speech from the Throne

Talking on the phone while taking a shit

Dude, Im pretty sure she gave you a speech from the throne

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Game of Thrones Season 8

The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo

Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"

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Game of thrones season 8

The season of game of thrones that is supposed to release next spring but will probably be delayed for another few years and will probably actually release after we're all dead

Fan 1: game of thrones season 8 is coming out in April
Fan 2: bullshit it sure as fuck won't release in our lifetime

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A bad game of breaking thrones

when you binge watch Game of thrones and breaking bad alternatively

Lets do a bad game of breaking thrones this weekend!

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dirty throne bone

Having sex on the toilet when one of the participants is pooping.

Before I shower I like to have a dirty throne bone

going for the throne

This i where you are going for the ass.so practically you go for the throne with anyone and you go very hard in the paint and fuck with them heavily with out a second doubt

Omg Jared just brought that girl in his room,he’s going for the throne!

Throne Tubing

A throne tuber is someone who shits and stays in the Bathroom on the throne watching YouTube for way beyond allowable bathroom time.

“Dude get the fuck off the throne you been throne tubing for 63 minute I know YOU AINT SHITTING THAT LONG!!!”