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Talking on the phone while taking a shit
Dude, Im pretty sure she gave you a speech from the throne
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The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo
Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"
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The season of game of thrones that is supposed to release next spring but will probably be delayed for another few years and will probably actually release after we're all dead
Fan 1: game of thrones season 8 is coming out in April
Fan 2: bullshit it sure as fuck won't release in our lifetime
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when you binge watch Game of thrones and breaking bad alternatively
Lets do a bad game of breaking thrones this weekend!
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When the woman eats 50 packs of taco bell fire sauce and a box of laxatives then allows the the man to fuck her in said butt until she projectile shits on his penis.
April and I went to taco bell last night and she gave me a spicy meat throne afterwards!
A toilet seat that is warm to the touch when you sit on it. It's as if you are the King and it was pre-warmed for you.
I went to crap at work the other day and came across a King's Throne, yuck!
A beer you enjoy on the toilet
Guy 1 “hey man you almost done in there?”
Guy 2 “yeah just finishing off my throne soda”