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When someone thinks they’re scary, but really isn’t.
Person 1: I WILL KILL U
Person 2: oh oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!
Everyone there is fake as fuck they think they’re cool but most of them are vaping kids the teachers are nice and stuff but most people there are hoes
Your so fake you must go to Cross Timbers Middle
A term used by people who hunt to describe a whitetail deer.
It’s that time of the year to go chase some timber savages.
Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge
Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.
The act of suddenly changing lanes for no reason, generally done to mess with the stoners, drunks, or oblivious people who are packed into the back of your car.
You: What's that in the road up there?
Stoners in the backseat: TIMBER WOLF!
*you abrubtly change lanes*
A large and hairy straight man, fit or not.
Dude: " Tim looks like a gay bear."
Girl: " No Tim is straight, he's a pure timber wolf not a bear."