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Noun: Pre-legal pubescent breasts, usually of an amazing quality and pertness. However, pursuit of Questionable Titties can lead to jail and statutory rape charges and hence must be done carefully.
One should normally not openly ogle Questionable Titties, it must be done on the sly.
My 15 year old cousin has Questionable Titties.
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the functional breast
The breast is an apocrine gland that produces milk to feed an infant child; for which the nipple of the breast is centred in (surrounded by) an areola (nipple-areola complex, NAC), the skin color of which varies from pink to dark brown, and has many sebaceous glands. The basic units of the breast are the terminal duct lobular units (TDLUs), which produce the fatty breast milk. They give the breast its offspring-feeding functions as a mammary gland. They are distributed throughout the body of the breast; approximately two-thirds of the lactiferous tissue is within 30-mm of the base of the nipple. The terminal lactiferous ducts drain the milk from TDLUs into 4–18 lactiferous ducts, which drain to the nipple; the milk-glands-to-fat ratio is 2:1 in a lactating woman, and 1:1 in a non-lactating woman. In addition to the milk glands, the breast also is composed of connective tissues (collagen, elastin), white fat, and the suspensory Cooper's ligaments. Sensation in the breast is provided by the peripheral nervous system innervation, by means of the front (anterior) and side (lateral) cutaneous branches of the fourth-, the fifth-, and the sixth intercostal nerves, while the T-4 nerve (Thoracic spinal nerve 4), which innervates the dermatomic area, supplies sensation to the nipple-areola complex.
Girl: gurl my Big Titties Are SO HUGE They Hurt
Boy: Gurl i like yo titties
Girl#2: look at my big titties
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While talking to someone, a chick with great tits walks buy and you pause midsentence as you eye fuck her tits. Then when she is out of eye fucking range, you continue your sentence as if you had never stopped talking. That is the titty pause.
Mr. Smith was fired because he was talking to his boss and his boss' daughter walked by in a low cut shirt. Mr. Smith hadn't realized that he had just experienced a 30 second titty pause as he continued to explain to his boss why he deserved a big promotion.
When a woman's breast look small when she is wearing clothing; however, when she removes her shirt they are surprisingly large.
I thought Sarah had small boobs..but dude, she has surprise titties.
When one's tits are squishy and soft like butter, and have the sheen of a milky glaze.
Did you fuck that milf yet?
No, but I felt her milky titties!
When that bitch got them big fucking tits, so wide, made for slapping around vigorously.
Damn that ho got bongo titties,
yeah man i ran that beat on those musical bongo tits!
A term given to any 1980s-style mindless formula sex comedy, primarily marketed to teens, which included several scenes of gratuitous female topless nudity. (Today, sadly, a dying genre.)
Examples are too numerous to give here, but these are the movies that in VHS days suffered extreme wear and tear from excessive pausing and frame advancing on the above referenced titty scenes.
"We were gonna go out last night, but instead we bought a two-four of 50 and rented a good titty movie."
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