Stupid ads

Stupid ads just like other stupid music and movies; they are all poorly made, don’t make sense, doesn’t stick to the product or service, stupid. Stupid ads waste company’s money, your company’s image is damaged, and your stuffs will be locked up in the mental institution. The most important thing is the customers won’t buy your product.

Stupid ads doesn’t attract me to buy the product

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ad scrub

(v.) A short, yet effort saving action that allows a view of a YouTube video from beginning to end uninterupted by YouTube pop-up ads.

The action involves pausing the video as it loads, then clicking and dragging the navigtional-tool on the video timeline past the ad (making the advertisement pop up) and then back to the beginning of the video. At this point, the viewer simply closes the ad and is now able to watch the video from the start without having to close the ad during the clip.

Davo was really baked and wanted to watch an hour long video of cats on YouTube. Just after he had pressed play and gotten comfy (the mouse far out of reach), YouTube's pop-up ad appeared, causing Davo to blaspheme as he forgot to ad scrub.

Porn Ad

Typically say something about your penis size, criticizes your sex life, or is an ad for a sex game. Never click on these ads ever in your life and never give them money. Porn is free, don’t pay for it.

How do these Porn Ads manage to keep accurately guessing the size of my 6mm defeater?

ad trap

A website with little to no content, or completely nonsensical content intended to generate click-through traffic for its ads. Often the site purports to offer useful information, such as how to succeed in currency trading, home buying, home improvement, etc.

Think eHow.com, but far far less useful.

"Know onions are multifold nation who are fully dependent on their journal income for making their expenses." -- this is from an ad trap purporting to offer 'Business & Finance' advice 'For a Better of Your Business and Finance'.

Double Ads

When Youtube is running out of money and ways of torturing you.

You act like I'm going to type a sentence about Youtubes Double ADS.

shopee ad

the most annoying thing that appears in south east asians' faces to force them to use shopee, they also use the baby shark song by pinkfong

SHOPEE AD AGAIN?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Clinical Ad

A ad used to inform or advertise a website that, suposebly helps you like the sidebar "Are You Dumb" ads or "See Your Real Age".

Examples of Clinical Ad:

"Miley Cyrus's I.Q. Is 139 Can You Beat It?"
"Dianna is 57, Her realage is 45, see your realage."