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When you knock her so hard for so long your dick turns a violet purple color
Yo dude, I had a great purple cucumber last night
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Adjective,
Synonyms: Like A Boss/Hoss
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
My Nigga
Fly Like A G6
Description of a he and/or she that is above and beyond cool.
Making a comparison to the "cooling agents" found in cucumbers.
Parker: Hey!
Churd: Sup?
Parker: What you been up to?
Churd: Jus got done tappn dat ass...
Parker: ... Like-A-Cucumber!
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A man with a thick and (LONG) cock. Also may smell like fish due to non-hygenic person.
Frank has a sea cucumber, its nice, but FUCK it smells!
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Cucumber or cukes is made up of 90% water, which is easily digested, but what happens with the other 10%? The problem is that this % accumulates along the sides and roof of your mouth, and a largre portion of this percent subsides just before your airvalves. When a person breathes a very distant (almost matched to garlic breathe) smell exhales from your mouth, this is called "Cucumber breath."
It is regarded among many as a vile form of behaviour and many proffesionals recommend that one only eats cucummber in private. Not to be shared as a social food or treat. Also watch out for 'Persian Cucumbers' as their smell is much worse.
Jenna: "Hey babe, your breathe is honking (Holds nose)"
Stephen: "But all I had was this measely cucumber..."
Jenna: "Eeuw! Haven't you heard of 'Cucumber Breathe'? Sorry babe, but your gonna have to wait for your anniversary present."
Stephen: "(Sulks)."
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A dick with hair covering a majority of the shaft and foreskin.
"Fuck him? I didn't even blow him. He had a full on hairy cucumber and I GTFO.
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a male pubic hair style when one shave the pubes from on top of the shaft, but leve the scrotum as is, giving the genitals a "mountain man" look
lauren told me she enjoyed seeing andrews peeking cucumber
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When an uncircumcised man ejaculated inside the vagina of his lover, then just left his penis inside of her for so long that the man’s willy is now completely flaccid and both partners are now struggling to keep the cooked spaghetti noodle inside of her pocketbook, a task in which both involved will inevitably fail.
Me and Julie we’re having sex last night and we completely shriveled cucumbered, it was insane!
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