derp

A derp is the guy in the bright clubby striped shirt who waits in line for 2 hours to get into, well, a club. Granted, it’s nighttime, but the derp still wears the euro-trash sunglasses. The derp has far too much pomade in his hair. On top of this, the derp acts like he is a member of high-society, when in fact the derp is actually just high-maintenance white trash.

let's get out of this bar, it's loaded with derps.

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derp

Degradingly erotic reproductive practices, recommended only for the most masochistic, wanton harlots. Subject usually has difficulty walking for like a day.

Shut yo' mouth and open yo' legs, bitch, yo' in for some srs derp.

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derp

A state of being. To be extremely messed up, usually from excessive amounts of good marijuana.

WOW that purple was delicious, DERP!!!

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derp

a word that is used as a filler in order to add a comic relief.

Used by the most awesome person in response to something very outlandish or cute

to express excite during an activity

to express "I Love You" when said 3 times consecutively

said by the cutest girl ever

What the derp?

Berka Derp Derp!

DERP DERP DERP!!!

"yesterday was flipping derp!!"

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derp

a stoner or a retard

Goll that guy is such a derp!

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Derp

The word derp actually derives from the acronym D.E.R.P which stands for the "Disgruntled Employee Retaliation Program" and is used when you are intentionally causing a job related derp. Derping is considered a verb.

The act of "derping" or "D.E.R.P-ing" can either be physical or verbal in nature and is always done intentionally... or maybe not if you're lucky.

Examples of derping are as follows:

1. Peter, Samir and I took the company car to lunch yesterday and in the act of derping we almost had all four wheels of the car off the ground. It was awesome!!!

2. You hate your job so much that you keep breaking the copy machine intenionally, but of course nobody knows this. ...Unfortunately, this will often lead you to overhear the statement "I hate this printer it never freaking works."

3. Someone hates their job at the Hamburger Hut so much that they like to tell people Hamburger Hut undercooks the beef patties just so people won't eat there.

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Derped

Being derped is being karate chopped by Derpy Hooves. Since she is a derp and a screw up, she may karate chop you to make you screw up.

Person 1: Dude, why'd you drop your phone?
Person 2: I got derped.

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