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When two women who are lactating bump breasts until one of them squirts milk. The woman who squirts milk first loses.
Katie3 is the Milkshake Battle Champion because she defeated Katie1 in the heated Milkshake Battle. Katie3 won the milkshake battle because Katie1’s nipples released milk sooner than Katie3’s nipples.
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When you get a BJ then dip the penis in the urn of the girls grandmother then put the penis in a glass of milk.
I'm gonna come over tonight and make you a granana milkshake
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The act in which one defecates into a womans mouth, and while still open, dexterously spins around and ejaculates into the victim's mouth. After orgasm, the man uses his still-erect phallus as a "blender" to swirl it around into a nice frothy, foamy german milkshake.
John D- So did the night end up well?
Glaser- Dude, i totally took that girl out to dessert last night for some german milkshakes.
John D- Oh shit! So a second date lined up?
Glaser- No, she actually choked on that mess and died.
John D- Damn, respect!
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Fucking your girl in the ass and cum in it and suck the cum out.
Man I gave my girl a tailpipe milkshake.
Swallowing a load of sperm/cum/jizz/spunk. All of the little polliwogs and their inherent protein equal a polliwog milkshake
You said you needed more protein in your diet, so I supplied you with a polliwog milkshake! No, swallow it all. Here, let me help you with what dribbled onto your chin.
Someone who likes getting Bukkake'd on by a bunch of farmers
You love a good old Bristol Milkshake, you dirty bastard
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A Backdoor Milkshake is when one proceeds to insert any sort of liquid into the rectum of another person via any means, then the recipient of said liquid proceeds to fart out the liquid, leading to a squirting phenomenon.
Two lesbians enter a bathroom. One lesbian pulls out a metal syringe full of milk, the other bends over, and receives this gift of strong teeth and healthy bones right up her ass. She then squirts it out of her bum and the other lesbian catches the milk in her mouth. That's a Backdoor Milkshake.
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