The Owl Movie

A short-hand way of describing the film "Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole."

BROSKI #1: Hey, I was watching Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole last night on HBO.
BROSKI #2: What the hell is that?
BROSKI #1: You know, The Owl Movie.
BROSKI #2: ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO?!

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owl neck

The worlds nastiest smelling vagina. Often owl neck is acquired from constant rubbing of the sweaty underwear going inside of the vag. It creates a potent and disturbing smell.

My roommate took off their pants and had definite owl neck going on

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Owl Creek

Owl Creek, being the real O.C.where all the G's live.

Reppin the 5o2 Louisville

One person: Did you hear about dem boyz in the O.C. gettin hit up by the cops?
Other: Damn, Owl Creek is so hood.

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sex owl

A person who enjoys having sex at night.

"Wanna have morning sex?"
"Nah, I'm a sex owl."

Toilet Owl

Toilet Owl is the type of person who somehow manages to besmear the walls of the public toilet cabinet with his/her own shit, as if he/she was an owl, defecating while positioned on top of the cabinet wall.

The following conversation takes place in the high school principle's office:
Pissed off freshman: Mr. Principle, the toilet walls are covered with human shit!
Principle(whispers to himself): Goddamn those toilet owls! Honey, where's my Owlkiller5000?

Owl Hours

The period of complete darkness during the night between the hours of 8 p.m. to 4 a.m.

I'm not a morning person or a early bird I love staying up at night during owl hours

Hairy-owl

Librarian with too much pubic hair

That is a hairy-owl, trust me I hit that bushy bookworm last night.