sub-bogan

Sub-bogan, a term for second or third generation welfare recipients. Usually defined by the petty crimes they like to commit/brag about and sell low quality drugs for sexual favours from degenerate baby-pushing skanks who can't pay with cash because they are incarcerated 90% of their sad, drug-fuelled life.

They wear trackpants daily and use the word "fuck" or "cunt" every second word, deluded into thinking they are major criminals or master-brawlers who can fight their way out of any situation with their skinny, bruised arms.

Generally, end up serving substantial gaol sentences for repeated acts of stupidity. racist no-hopers who live and talk a life of complete bullshit.

Sub-Bogan 1: "Aye, cunt!"
Sub-Bogan 2: "Yeah, cunt. are you lookin?, aye!?"

sub hands

When your forelimb extremities become deliciously pleasant-smelling after eating a big, juicy, and meaty submarine sandwich fully-loaded with toppings and dressings.

Sub hands are often common to fat people, and individuals present with them are usually avoided by anorexic whores and gay dudes.

1) "I had a fucking amazing lunch earlier at Firehouse Subs, but now I'm constantly catching myself sniffing my aromatic sub hands."

2) Girl: "Rob is so sexy, but he always has sub hands. It's such a turn off."
Boy: "I couldn't agree more with you."

Sub Z3r0

Wannabe loser who thinks they are l33t for knowing what 1337 is.

Dude, you fail so hard at being l33t, you make Sub Z3r0 look like a programmer.

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Sub-Five

Any girl (or guy) who is valued as lower than a 5 in the hotness scale. Sub-Fives are usually referred to denote if a girl is acceptable to hook up with or not.

Friend 1: Dude, that girl you brought home last night better not have been a sub-five.

Friend 2: I don't fuck around with sub-fives, don't worry bro.

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sink the sub

This was great fun in high school. The rules were simple - you had to make the substitute teacher (the "sub") cry by the end of the class.

Dude, we just got to play sink the sub in geography. She went to the bottom in 10 minutes.

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Sub-bot

An AI bot that subscribes to a social media channel when that social media channel is desperate for subscribers or is greedy for more subscribers.

Was that a sub-bot that just subscribed to you?

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sub-defective

A person deemed so uncool and lame that they are below the loser level.

Joan: I'm already a sub-defective. Do you want me to become a toad next?

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