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WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIPS SWELL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT
“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”
“Okay son, just keep using it”
The act of sticking teeth inside the anus during gay sex and of giving taste to cum with shit
After a blowjob, Joe did a Choco Toothpaste to Sam
When a man from England cums on a girls face, then provides to rub his teeth in it.
That limy bastard just pulled a reverse toothpaste
Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.
Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste
Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese
Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.
Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy
That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.
Which one?
When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
A kind of communist that French Gen Z have.
Hon hon hon, I am Toothpaste Communist!
the result of mixing a particularly thick cum load with mints and mixing it up until frothy then storing for a later date
"just made some organic toothpaste can wait to spread it on my bristley tooth dick"