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A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and only farts come up.
dude 1: man, do you hear dude 2 in the bathroom having a toot session?
dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.
When someone toots in a car full of people and doesn't warn the passengers; leaving them in a state of near unconsciousness due to the unbearable odor.
In order to snap out of the toot coma, one must fully unroll their window and proceed to hang out of it from the belly button up, similar to the action of a dog catching the breeze.
Amber: "Sarah, when you go on a trip with Krystle tomorrow, be careful she doesn't put you in a toot coma."
Sarah: "What should I do if I start to smell something?"
Amber: "Get your head out that window right away or suffer the consequence."
Using the bathroom whilst under the effects of marijuana.
John: Aye where's my nigga Timmy?
Steven: Timmy's taking a shit rn, my nigga's zooted !
Timmy: I'm good, I'm just taking a zoot and toot
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The disgusting, smelly residue left over after a long day of farting on the anus and inner buttcheeks. Aside from the wet feeling, usually is not made apparent until the buttcheeks are spread, releasing the smell. Also can be caused by poor wiping.
"Oh man, I was pounding this broad from the bar and my toot goop was making this hideous smell. I can't believe she didn't smell it!"
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to release fecal matter from the anus, hopefully over a females chest or face.
I just brown tooted all over that bitch's face. Check out how big that brown toot is.
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Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.
Dude, her toot paste got in my eyes when i was mouth clamping her brown spider.
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