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When you get shit all over your dick from anal sex
Damn woman, after fucking you up the ass, my dick looks like a toronto streetdog
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Drivers in Toronto have a tendency to drive right up to the end of a lane when entering a highway, they also turn into the shoulder and drive a few hundred meters before pulling back into rush hour traffic.
Stuck in Rush hour traffic on the 401, see some idiot driving in the shoulder, passing a bunch of cars.
"STUPID IDIOT, YOU AREN'T DOIN YOUR TORONTO TURN IN ON MY WATCH BUDDY"
Continues to put his cars into both lanes while simultaneously honking and flipping the Turn in the bird.
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When an individual is taking public transit home after a long day at work, putting up with other people's bullshit and douche of a boss. During the ride, the individual's stomach begins to rumble as they feel like they have to take a huge shit. Not giving a fuck, the individual, ever so sneaky, pulls his pants down enough for his asshole to produce a fresh log of shit. He quickly gets off at the next stop, leaving a gift for the next asshole to sit in that seat.
Guy 1: Man look that guy is taking a shit on his seat!
Guy 2: O shit! That hotshot business man just sat in it! Hahaha
Guy 1: That guy is a Toronto Legend!
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when engaged in anal sex the man pisses up inside the females or males asshole then pulling out laying under the females or males asshole recieving a warm shower of ass piss on the chest
dude i heard you let becky give you a toronto shower at the party friday night
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North Toronto C.I is the "private school" of public schools. 95% of the students are rich white kids that think they are "above" a private school education. Teachers don't care abt you but will still make you feel like shat if you don't do well. Well known for their hard academics and shitty ass sports teams. Majority of kids from this school wish they went to Branksome, BSS, smc, and ucc but at the same time don't want to fall to the level of paying for your grades. Most kids enjoy getting too drunk on the weekends and seshing just meters from the school. They all just want to fit in but suck very badly at it. They enjoy spending 70$ a week on lunch and ditching school 50% of the time. Nt ppl r pretty dope but feel like everyone else thinks they aren't, which is kinda true.
Girl: I go to North Toronto C.I
Guy who doesn't go to nt: I've never met anyone from there who tf r u and what is ur school
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a picture of the vagina from above. a sky view
boy: "yo mami can i have a toronto vag pic?"
girl: *sends the pic through sc*
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The only foreign Base Ball team to have won the World Series.
They did it back in 1992 and 1993.
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