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What comes out of your penis after you have anal sex with a female.
Everytime he pee's after having anal sex with me, he never flushes and there's always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.
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An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.
I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!
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Locky Leanord The Human Torpedo, one who was thrashed by the thrashinator and got his cock ripped open.
Guy with hole in cock: SHIT! I just got torpedo'd. *cries*
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When having sex, the girl's cherry pops on your dick. Subsequently you back up 20 meters, sprint, and aim for her belly button, intending to hit it with maximum force... The Raspberry Torpedo.
I tried a raspberry torpedo last night, my girlfriend cried and bled all over me.
Dude, it takes serious balls to try the raspberry torpedo
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A slang term for K-9 units deployed on uncooperative suspects in water. (see fur missile)
"He's trying to swim away. Deploy the fur torpedo"
A tampon torpedo is when a girl pulls out her bloody tampon, sticks it in her ass, and farts shooting the tampon out like a torpedo
Man the sex was great then she hit me with a tampon torpedo
When a woman is bent over 5 foot or more away from you and you run and penetrate her from behind
Nick did you hear about cliff giving Lyndsey the Texas torpedo