tranny shuffle

when a tranny shakes his fake boobs and dick at the same time to show off how disgusting and weird his body is

note: since trannies aren’t real women their boobs are usually fake and sometimes so badly done they don’t even move when he tries to shake them.

when a tranny does a tranny shuffle i don’t know if i should laugh or throw up. probably both.

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Tranny Trucker

The truck drivers on COPS when they get out are dressed as women but are obviously men.

Cop: Get the fuck out of the car.

Tranny Trucker: I CANT, MY HAIR ISNT DONE

Cop: God damn tranny truckers.

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Tranny Pack

An accessory used by pre-operation male transsexuals to conceal their "package" whilst sporting revealing attire; a low-hanging fanny pack.

Horny pubescent male 1: "Yo brah, check out that hot chick in the bathing suit!"

Horny pubescent male 2: "Hold up man, she kinda looks like a dude."

Horny pubescent male 1: "Aw hell no, with that rack? If she took that fanny pack off I bet we'd see some camel toe."

Horny pubescent male 2: "NO! That's a tranny pack! There's cock under there!"

Horny pubescent male 1: "Curse the gods!"

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Tranny Mastas

Transvestite Masters.
Go to school as girls during the day and then going to night shift.
They are going to rule the world
Taking one bro at a time.

LOVE.

Person one: OMG those girls are ridiculous
Person two: Yeah, they're tranny mastas fo life.

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blowing a tranny

Having sex with a transgender person.

Person 1: I heard you had wild sex last night.

Person 2:(traumatized) turns out I blew a tranny!
Old person listening next to them: Back in my day, blowing a tranny was a car problem, not a gender problem.

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tranny trick

an art of deception used by transvestites all over the globe, tricking their unknowing male partner into believing they are in fact a woman. This trick sees the tranny get all the way through intercourse, and when the man blows his load, the tranny spins around, jiggling and pointing at his cock screaming "you've just been TRANNY TRICKED!!"

Bomba: "Dude what happened to you last night with that gorgeous blonde Erica?"
McGee: "Don't wanna talk about it bro.. i feel dirty"
Bomba: "Fair enough. Oh... No. NO. No?? You didn't get..... TRANNY TRICKED? Did you?"
McGee: "I want to die. Her name was Eric."

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tranny trolling

The act of cruising sparsely populated urban streets late at night, in search of transvestite hookers with the intent to "look but not touch."

Hey, I have a full tank of gas. Do you guys feel like tranny trolling on Santa Monica blvd tonight? We'll definitely see them at Donut Time.

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