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Person 1: Sup man?
Person 2: Just playin my green trombone, he he.
An instrument that most men play daily, the skin trombone is slang for the penis.
I was up late last night playing the skin trombone.
The act of lighting your own fart while a woman performs oral sex on you.
I was gassy and horny, and she was not opposed to giving me a flaming trombone.
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From Wikipedia:
Rusty trombone is a sexual act in which a man stands with his knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder width apart to expose his anus. The other partner typically kneels behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to manually administer rapid up and down motions of the penis, mimicking the motions of a trombone player. The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of analingus with manual sexual stimulation; however, other positions and variations are possible.
Haley played my rusty trombone last night.
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When i give my brother a rim job and jack him off at the same time. Very pleasurable endeavor. Something that everyone should partake in.
When mom leaves for work i give rex a nice rusty trombone. HE LOVES IT.
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inserting your penis into a girl's ass and then into her mouth
sue got the old rusty trombone
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the act of a woman (or man) eating out the asshole of a man while reaching under his crotch and administering a handjob. (slang: rusty trom)
Man, Ashley gave me a rusty trom last night. It was awesome.
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