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A punk ass president that doesnβt know what the fuck heβs doing.
Trump supporter: yeah, Iβm proud to be a Republican!
Democrat: Bitch please!
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A rare sub-human species mainly consisted of one family spawned in the bowels of the New York City sewer system. Trumps are a vile, nasty, thin skinned, racist, raping, lying, self centered, unintelligent, criminal, fat, cheating, bad hair, treasonous, rosacea faced, demagogic, potentially incestuous, small handed creatures with an uncanny ability to con extremely dumb Americans.
Man says to wife on a Washington DC tour; "With all this damn security at the White House how in the hell did that God forsaken Trump get in here?"
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A man who was birthed looking like a peeled orange, yet his hair looks like a flat piece of corn Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Mexican woman: why is Trumpβs wife thirty years older than him? :O
Mexican child: mama his wife is a gold digger hoe :D
Mexican woman: .
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A man who does not care for
Butts that are flat,
Cocks that are small,
Daughters that don't call him "daddy",
Elections that aren't rigged,
Fingers that don't grab pussies,
Gays,
Handguns that don't kill,
Ill-fitting dresses that don't show boobs,
Jokes that are better than him,
Kindergarteners that are smarter than him,
Lights that are on,
Money that doesn't grow on trees,
Nuts that aren't in his mouth
Opening doors for immigrants,
Politicians that actually know what they are doing,
Quick-thinkers that realize he is an ignoramus,
Real facts,
Sweeties that actually keep their hands to themselves,
The hard truth that he is failing,
Underwear that isn't lace,
Voices that need to be heard,
Women, but this
Xenophobic man will not
Yield for anything, not even a
Zucchini that offers to fuck him in the ass.
trump is fucking everything up
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(noun) Another word for a legal traitor, or one who commits or has committed treason.
Benedict Arnold was an American Revolutionary general and trump.
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A politically correct adjective for someone who is extremely ignorant of reality or who behaves severely mentally handicapped with no discernible genetic disorder. The term derives from the unbelievably stupid behavior of Donald J. Trump, especially with regard to his involvement in a Russian conspiracy to get elected President of the U.S. and the moronic attempts to cover it up.
The term is commonly used as a noun in place of the word idiot with the hope of shocking the trump person back into reality.
It is also often used to describe someone who has been conned into voting Republican against their own interests.
You are so trump, the Earth is not flat.
You have to be less trump to get away with that.
Even an orangutan has more sense than you, you trump!
That was the most trump thing I have ever heard.
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