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The art of "cup"ping an individuals buttock whilst simultaneously "tug"ging your member. Preferably whilst the individual in question is sleeping / passed out drunk.
Bill: Did you hear that Sarah got given the cup and tug by a random media owner last night? She was completely passed out drunk!
Chris: Yeah that was all kinds o' nasty!
A discrete handjob performed on a Greyhound bus.
I was on the Seattle to Portland bus when I gave my neighbor a quick greyhound tug under his jacket.
When a man is masturbating so hard, his balls start to slap and make a clapping noise.
" What the hell is that sound coming from the bathroom?"
"It's just Bennett. He had a pretty bad breakup so he's gonna tug a nut"
A butter tug is defined as using the movie theater popcorn tub to disguise a handjob while at the cinema.
While watching Jurrasic World at the cinema, my girlfriend cleaverly administered her famous butter tug.
A part of the short-term memory where images of attractive people you've recently seen or briefly met reside. This provides mental fuel for masturbation in the future.
Guy #1: Man, did you see that hottie that just asked me for a light?
Guy #2: One more for the Tug Locker.
A violent hand job with no lube resulting in an Indian Burn for the male participant.
Squashy hooked up with another 18 year old last night and all he got was a dry tug.
v. the act of masturbation
Dude, quit turkey tugging and lets go.