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a tweet that is sent to a lonely person who hasn't received any tweets that day
Just because no one is tweeting today, it does not mean I want your pity tweets!
When a person makes a tweet that receives less than normal or no interactions on said tweet (likes, retreats, comments, etc.)
"Hey, stop making dead tweets and post something funny for once."
Clown tweeting is the act of quote tweeting someone and making a nasty dunk on them which leaves them seen as a clown.
A: Did you see that stupid tweet yesterday?
B: Yeah, clown tweeting it gave me 2K likes and 355 retweets.
The act of taking a poop while updating your Twitter status
I'll be there in a minute mom, I just have to take a tweet dump
A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter
Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane examples about how wonderful sliced bread really is.
Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.
An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)
"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"
"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"
"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"
" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."
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"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"
To send excessive tweets doing more harm then good.
Example of a Tweet Grenade:
@company is giving away a free kitten, retweet for your chance to win! #company