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ryan twig

this kid. how do we explain. he shits leaves and falls off trees. his mom is like a billion years old. he drinks dirt water. he has recently recovered from a broke pinky, and can now play basketball. however, he looks like mario when he shoots. he wishes he could be like kelvin when he shoots, a pure sharp, but nope. also, he dated a girl named brianna. she a thot bitch hoe. also he killed XXX.

person 1: ew what’s that walking twig

person 2: are you blind that’s ryan twig

person 1: my bad

by ryanvano43 February 20, 2019


Whittling your twig

masturbating.

You've been whittling your twig!

by tengowood August 19, 2009


Flamey twig

British slang for "matches"

Oil mate, let me use one of your flamey twigs to light my fag

by Gorbachev the snake July 15, 2015


Twigged

When you have the side effects of being high but you not high

Bruh. I'm twigged rn.

by Kansir June 14, 2018


Twigged

Someone who is mentally I'll, odd, or otherwise got a few screws loose.

-"I get no bitches. Just freaks."

-"I think you just attract the Twigged ones."

by PurplePinkHorsieTime August 2, 2022


twigged

pull a muscle, strain suddenly

I really twigged my back gardening

by Hullgirl July 17, 2017


Twig bitches

Girls who think their better then everyone when they really are just huge sluts. They think everyone loves them but in reality everyone hates them and wants to kill them because their so mean to people and bring people down. They travel in their little bitchy cliques and make fun of people who aren't them. All they do is cause drama! They think their so cool but they are dumb and fake as fuck.

Person 1: OMG those girls are so rude to everybody!

Person 2: Yes I wish I could punch those twig bitches and give them what they deserve!

by Huntzy19 October 26, 2015