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university bookstore

a building on a college campus which magically makes all merchandise placed within its walls cost two to three times as much as it would elsewhere.

When I found the chunk of plastic known as a 'contact lens case' priced at $5.99 in our university bookstore, I went into a rage and drove my car through the front window.

by elemental February 23, 2006

69๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kettering University

Best engineering school ever, located in the worst city ever, Flint, MI. Formerly known as GMI (General Motors Institute).

82% men, 100% sausage fest.

Guy 1: I'm going to Kettering for Mechanical Engineering!
Guy 2: I feel sorry for you dude.

by Prometheus September 17, 2004

134๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


University Place

University Place is a small town outside of Tacoma, Washington which hold the Chambers Bay Golf Course. Do not let it's size fool you for it is highly populated with the extremely rich, Asians, and old people. U.P (as it is known by most people) is home to the Curtis Vikings. Curtis is the high school most of Tacoma's expelled and troubled go, however the private school drop outs, and Lakewood "thugs" are also drawn to the overcrowded halls. The children of University place form very distinct cliques; Soccer Jocks, Rich Kids, Gated Community/Trust Fund "Gangsters", Laxers, Stoners, and the Anime Club kids. Automobiles that you may chance to see range from lexus to bmws, acuras to newer jettas. Brand names such as North Face, True Religion, and Ugg adorn most bodies, young and old. Face and Social status is a MUST in order to live here. From Chambers Creek to the Curran Apple Orchard, you can find late night pot heads. The one skate park is always packed on a sunny day as is green firs shopping center after school on week days. University Place is a must see on any snobs itinerary.

Oh, makes sense then. He's from University Place.

by ihatecurtis August 2, 2011

43๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Universal Reconciliation

The Christian belief that God's love is in escapaple and all will eventually be reconciled to him. Some universalists believe that there is no hell but others believe that if there is a hell it is not everlasting. Most of the early Christians believed in Universal Reconciliation pre-dating the latin vulgate. This faith for many believers has been a result in a paradigm shift in how they read the bible which tends to resolve what they formally perceived as contradictions where upon to them the Bible supports the notion fully. Believers fully love God because they do not feel like they HAVE to go through motions in fear for their mortal souls. Believers naturally love their neighbors and their enemy's as Jesus would have us do.

Some popular passages in the bible which support Universal reconciliation are:
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- and by Him to reconcile (apokatallasso) all things to Himself, by Him, whether things on earth or things in heaven, having made peace through the blood of His cross. (Colossians 1:20)

1 Corinthians 15:22

For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ all shall be made alive.

Romans 11:32

For God has committed them all to disobedience, that He might have mercy on all.

see Universalism

Universalist: What does "(and for this we labor and strive), that we have put our hope in the living God, who is the Savior of ALL MEN, and especially of those who believe."- (1 Timothy 4:10) mean to you?

Athiest: I guess it means if there is a God then that means we'll all get to heaven. Universal Reconciliation.

Fundementalist: You're twisting the words around and taking the verse out of context here... All doesn't mean All.
God is only the savior of those who accept him.

Universalist: That is not what it says however and I'm sorry you don't see it that way. Someday everyone will see and know and what a wonderful day that will be.

by lightvessel October 26, 2009

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Across the Universe

A wonderfully amazing song by the Beatles. Also, it is an AMAZING movie, made of all Beatles songs, characters based off of Beatles songs, and amazing interpretation of the Beatles songs!

"The Beatles song, Across the Universe is great!"

"So is the movie!!!"

by Whitney Paige May 14, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zoom University

Refers to the online school system that started during COVID-19, which mostly took place on the Zoom video conferencing platform.

I can't wait til this zoom university shit is over!

by Noemi Sea June 5, 2020


Denison University

One of the most prestigious liberal arts colleges in the midwest.

Every parent assumed that whatever alchemy of good genes and good credit had gotten his child a spot at the prep school was the same one that would land him a spot at a hyper-selective college. It was true that a quarter of the class went to the Ivy League, and another quarter to places such as Stanford, MIT, and Amherst. But that still left half the class, and I was the one who had to tell their parents that they were going to have to be flexible. Before each meeting, I prepared a list of good colleges that the kid had a strong chance of getting into, but these parents didnโ€™t want colleges their kids had a strong chance of getting into; they wanted colleges their kids didnโ€™t have a chance in hell of getting into. A successful first meeting often consisted of walking them back from the crack pipe of Harvard to the Adderall crash of Middlebury and then scheduling a follow-up meeting to douse them with the bong water of Denison.

Denison University

by diarrhea-asmr August 4, 2021