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A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.
Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.
Clausewitz was a Prussian soldier, military historian, a prominent thinker, and a military theorist. He is most famous for his military treatise Vom Kriege, translated into English as On War. He stated that warfare is a human activity and therefore it is imperfect, thus it cannot be broken down into a narrow set of rules. He also stated that war and battle are filled with the unexpected. He called these unplanned variables and surprises, "friction.” Only the general who had the genius for flexibility and strategy could minimize the impact of friction, but not completely. He suggested that war was not end itself, but rather a means to an end. Clausewitz also believed that the more serious the objective, the more serious the soldier’s mindset would become, resulting in more violence and bloodshed during a battle. One of his central themes is focusing on the opponents “center of gravity.” The center of gravity could be the enemy’s armed forces, or it could be public opinion depending on the nature and objectives of the war. Just like Jomini, Clausewitz preferred the offensive instead of the defensive. He also said that the best general was the one who remained calm during the chaos of a battle.
"War is nothing more than the continuation of politics by other means." - Karl von Clausewitz
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A total jackass who sucks at Mario kart, can't handle his yogurt shots, and can't even spell the word yes in a text.
He is an Austin Von Alten, so I threw a bus full of children at him
Screamer and vocalist for techno-alternative band, Blood On The Dance Floor.
Jayy Von Monroe is so talented!
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Joshua Von Grimm is one of the most sexiest male guitarists in England, plays for The Horrors a British Garage-Rock band. Very sexual and likes Broccolie.
"Oi that Joshua Von Grimm from The Horrors has a nice arse!"
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What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.
Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to that BBQ at Pickle's house?
You: Not with you, ZITTY VON ZITTLES!
Your Girl: <SLAP!> ASSHOLE!
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The most kickass robot ever! It is a boss in the game Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. It is controlled by Lord Crump, one of the antagonists in the game. It is followed by Magnus Von Grapple 2.0, an even more kickass robot. Of course, Mario defeats both, but not without some sweet fighting!
Crump: Buh Buh Buh! Meet my new invention: Magnus Von Grapple!
Mario: Oh hell, another one to defeat...