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An unattractive or down right ugly chick who hangs out till last call and then swoops down and snags a guy who's decision making skills have been altered by drinking all night. This creature will scope out the room searching for beer goggle wearing fellows who normally wouldn't give her the time of day.
She tends to strike during the end of the night when most of the good looking girls have already left for the night and guys are getting desperate for a hook-up. It is usually the next morning when the victim sobers up when he realizes he has fallen prey.
" I have to stop drinking so much, i keep waking up with BAR VULTURES."
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The people who flock to the comments section of any news story dealing with the tragic death of a sympathetic person or persons and post crap like, "So sad. Prayers up for her and her family," and "Thoughts and prayers to the families and friends."
Those freaking prayer vultures spend more time posting than praying.
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A person who loves art, music, movies, and dance, and all forms of culture so much that they consume whatever they find, whether or not it's any good. Like birds that scavenge by the roadside, culture-vultures feast on art wherever they find it. They will listen to Mozart in the concert hall or the punk in a club; their clothes are as likely to come from the thrift store as they are a boutique shop; they have Architecture Digest on the coffee table while they watch MTV Cribs. They consult the Oxford English Dictionary but double-check the Urban Dictionary. Culture vultures are especially good at talking about low art and culture with the same insight and intelligence as high art.
While I have always preferred the later symphonies of Beethoven to that infernal racket they play across the hall, when Liz came over, she explained that Beethoven was "giving the finger to the man" just like punk. It wasn't my first clue that she was a culture-vulture. On our second date, she wanted to show me some graffiti across the street from the museum where we saw the Surrealist drawings. We stopped to get a hot dog but she insisted on putting her own Dijon mustard on it, which she pulled out of her knockoff Gucci bag as though it were no big deal. Culture vulture, indeed!
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As a man is climaxing in a pregnant girl, he pulls out, cuts open her stomach, eats the baby, then shits on her chest. The Dirty Vulture.
I hear Kennon had himself a nice Dirty Vulture last night.
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Creature takes that takes shelter in someone's closet that plays Xbox all day, and gives up eggs every month for rent.
When frightened it uses it's beak to peck away at the unsuspecting victim.
Dude 1: Don't go in my closet the turtle vulture will get you.
Dude 2: WTF is a turtle vulture?
Dude 1: Go in the closet and find out.
Dude 2: *Opens closet door* "Holy shit, it's pecking my eyes out!"
Dude 1: Curiosity killed the cat.
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Someone who checks out the obituaries in the newspaper, looking for someone who recently died, who worked at a job that the job vulture wants. He then quickly sends in a resume, before the job opening is advertised, avoiding competition from other job-seekers.
Marlene: Wow, we got a resume for Bob's job, and he was just buried yesterday! We haven't even put out an ad yet!
Jan: Looks like a job vulture. I like his efficiency! Get him in here for an interview.
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The now almost extinct Eastern European vulture, Catharsis Aura Heinziensis, coll. known as the soop vulture from its erst-while habit of appearing unannounced and unwelcome at evening meal-time in small villages and communities in the mountains.
Former habitat and range included Carpathia. Bohemia, present-day Hungary and Transylvania, where they found an uncommon association with the late Count Dracula, eventually manifesting themselves over the centuries into the semblance of servants of this unpopular aristocrat. The sole known survivor of this species, Ignatz Maximilian, resides oftwhiles in the UK as the retainer of HE The Lord S.
Soop Vulture, anthropomorphic vulture retainer of HE The Lord S.
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