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The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.
"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"
When one is waiting for Godot, they are waiting for something. This something will never happen and this someone will never show up. Normally this person is hopeful and certain that this something will indeed happen and this someone will indeed show up, yet they are wrong.
This phrase comes from the play of the same title written by Samuel Beckett.
ESTARGON: Let's go.
VLADIMIR: We can't.
ESTRAGON: Why not?
VLADIMIR: We're waiting for Godot.
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Is the one thing you do not, under any circumstance do, on a guys night out. Should one or more of the guys at any point during the night suggest waiting around for one or more person of the opposite sex, the night ceases to be a glorious guys night out and will immediately become just another lame night out.
Just finished eating burgers and drinking beer, about to drink Whiskey and pick up random chicks, when a less manly groupmember gets a phone call from a girlfriend who is 'right around the corner'.
The group is now waiting for women.
Two hours later and her makeup is still not finished, the guys have sobered up and are flaccidly hanging on a streetcorner.
The extra dick in the room during any group sex setting. Typically this member will be less, or not at all, participatory. This can be due to a number of factors such as cuckhold, size envy, performance envy, lack of appropriate medication, ill-sized contraception device, excessive alcohol consumption, etc. this member will not likely be able to perform if needed.
While Shela was sitting on my face while Mary was riding cowgirl, poor John was just the dick in waiting.
the phrase when a middle schooler is instructed by a gym teacher to do something
little Timmy was told to go to the far left side of the gym. his response was "wait, what?!"
When you waited for 3 or fewer seconds before deciding you waited unacceptably long, and leave.
Retail employee: "Why did you leave, I said I would be right back?"
Customer: "I waited, and then left."
R: "I was only gone for 5 seconds though."
C: "It was a Russian wait."
A lanky cunt who is tall and has a really deep voice and isn't really enthusiastic about a lot of things
hey freddie waite up