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Wake and Take is when you wake up and go to your cousins room and take his or her virginity away.
cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin
cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut
I wanna wake make with you baby.
They wake maked before they brushed their teeth or peed because they were so horny.
When you snore while your awake
“Is Dave over there sleeping , I can hear him snoring?” -“ shit, Dave got that wake apnea he snores when he’s awake !”
to wake up and be sad
Jordan: "...at 8 i wake down and pretend i am fine"
To smoke dank buds after you wake up after that long night of smokin buds.
play-dough loves to wake n bake.
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For females or weird males who get up in the morning and use large amounts of make up
I was looking super tore up so I wake and caked this morning
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The ripple of stench left by a coworker as they walk down the hall, often on their way from the bathroom but frequently just to spread the incriminating evidence.
Stepping out of my cubicle, I encountered a nasty fart wake left by mike down the hall.
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