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1. Noun: Governer of Wisconsin. Notorious for his anti-union, anti-planned parenthood, anti-education Budget Repair Bill, he is the epitome of douch-ness. He doesn't even have a college degree, as he was asked to leave Marquette for cheating (with a 2.3 GPA, mind you), yet he is a freaking governor.
2. Verb: To "Scott Walker" something, or screw it over, as in how Walker plans to screw public unions; or
to be "Scott Walker-ed", which is to get punk'd by a journalist pretending to be one of your tea-partier friends that supports big, unregulated business and funneled thousands of dollars into your campaign, when actually the journalist exposes you for the dirt bag sleezeball you are.
1. God, I HATE Scott Walker. He's setting us 50 years back in history as he's trying to destroy public unions!
2. Dude, I totally Scott Walker-ed you in COD last night!
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n. Person who is willing to walk when it is needed but isn't possessed of a bizarre desire to walk industriously for fitness or weight control.
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Want to do a couple of "Ks" before breakfast?
Ahhh. No thanks. I'll just catch a couple more"Zs". I'm more of a social walker.
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The friend who walks too close when walking next to you in public and keeps bumping into you. Its usually a flirty thing girls do but also done by close talkers and immigrants.
Scenario 1: Bob and Jane are walking around the mall. Jane bumps into Bob for the third time.
Bob: Are you a close walker?
Jane: What?
Bob: Wanna come over tonight?
Jane: Sure.
Scenario 2: Bob and Felicio are walking to McDonalds. Felicio bumps into Bob 14 times on the way there.
Bob: Is this how you always walk?
Felicio: What?
Bob: I have to go.
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When you stick your entire foot up a donkeys anal cavity
I went to the zoo yesterday and gave that donkey The Walker B
A TV remote that changes the channel then walks away when you need it.
Have you seen the channel walker? I can't find it. It must have walked away.
Cops, in groups of 2-5, that are randomly walking the city streets like that of New Haven, CT keeping the peace & looking for trouble.
"You see those beat walkers on the prowl?"
"Yeah, there's 3 of em on the corner, comin down the street."
A Dr. Walker is a smokey and spicey cocktail made with a mix of Johnny walker red and Dr. Pepper. I know because I coined it after mixing it and drinking it and falling in love with it.
Hey Barkeep, how about a Dr. Walker on the rocks? Heavy on the walk.