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Someone who says she/he listens to indie, when in reality all their music comes from websites that advertise as a place to get "indie rock" therefor not making it indie. Also someone who claims to know an indie band when in reality he/she just claims to in order to be accepted.
Indie kid: Do you know this band?
Indie wannabe: Yeah totally
Indie kid: name one of their songs.
Indie wannabe: uhmm...
Indie kid: exactly
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People that believes the myth of a yuppie life-style being both satisfying and viable. They tend to be highly in debt.
A :i gotta have that designer bag, yesterday i just saw a celeb using it!
B : c'mon girl, you don't need that bag, your credit is over limit already! *sigh* you're such a yuppie wannabe!
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A person who thinks they are hipster, but doesn't actually understand the true meaning of the word.
These people tend to wear colorful skinny jeans, Converse, Vans, T-shirts from Hot Topic and Delia's, wear Jac Vanek bracelets, straighten their hair, listen to punk goes pop bands such as NeverShoutNever, All Time Low, Boys Like Girls, Cute is What We Aim For, The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship, etc. and think that just because there are tons of bands within that same punk pop genre, certain bands are more obscure than others, and these obscure bands are "indie".
*They may also believe that they are so hipster because they hate Twilight, but they like Harry Potter.
"Yo, look at my 3D glasses with popped out lenses and my Stereo Skyline T-shirt and my Harry Potter posters! I'm such a hipster"
"No. You are just a hipster wannabe.''
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A person, usually the age of 13 who acts like he's atheist as an attempt to fit in with their friends or because they don't understand their own beliefs. They try to act like an aggressive atheist to make people think they really are which leads to lots of stereotyping about atheists. Some usually say they're atheist just as an excuse not to go to church on sundays.
Wannabe atheist: "I'm 13 and I converted to atheism because I think going to church for two hours every sunday is gay and worshiping a man with a white beard sitting on a cloud is pretty retarded"
Real atheist: "So you renounced your faith because you didn't like going to church? That's just foolish."
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Something everyone did after they heard that the planes hit the towers. People became patriotic for one day, then fell asleep again.
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A female who wishes to be a hoe, but is not attractive enough and does not get any dick. She generally wears toddler-sized pants to show off her non-existant cardboard ass.
“Her? She’s too ugly to be a hoe, she’s a wannabe hoe.”
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These sorry bastards may look like goths, but don't let them fool you. They can be found listening to Marilyn Manson, Danzig, Nine Inch Nails or Slayer and have no idea that real goths even exist.
aka Mansonite or Metalhead
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