the green weenie

The giant dick of the united states army. Ramming home into every soldiers asshole.

Man the green weenie fucked me again this weekend.

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teeny weenie

this is a peepee that is very very very small, not a micro penis, but rather, a penis no woman wants.

Jenny unzipped the mans pants to find his teeny weenie, she then zipped them back up.

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teeny-weeny

(adjective)
For the last 40 years or so, a term that means something small, tiny. Can be used together with the word itsy-bitsy (see for example the song "Itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini").

Did you see that teeny-weeny skirt on her?

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green weenie

It's what the Marine Corps uses to screw you.

Similar to spinning the Wheel of Misfortune.

Jarhead #1: Mike got involuntarily extended for CAX!

Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.

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peeny weeny

a small penis not to be confused with chode

person1 you have a peeny weeny.
person2 fuck you man.

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speed weenie

when a man consumes a large amount of methamphetamine, then tries to engage in any form of sexuall intercourse, but his weeiner turns into a gummie worm and will not get hard.

girl i was so excited when monndo came over, we layed in my bed and the motha fuka had speed weenie. chump ass commin here wit dat shit uh uhh

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scenie weenie

the young teenage concert junkie in their prime, often seen with unnatural looking hair, neon clothing, and a bad attitude

Me: look at that girl I have seen her at everyone of their shows...

Sami: yeah shes a scenie weenie

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