whole grain wheat hoe

A light brown or tan colored girl that seems very attractive to men. A whole grain wheat hoe can be found at a beach, sunbathing, wearing a bikini, but sometimes not a top, usually in Insta posts.

"Damn, Kylie be a whole grain wheat hoe, doin' that whole grain wheat shit, ya know!

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Dirty Rotten Old Cream of Wheat

An expression of disappointment. Usually used by little old ladies who were taught not to use foul language. The phrase is even more effective if you have an English or British-type of accent.

Little old lady in a DVD store: Do you happen to have any Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) movies that I could purchase?

Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!

Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!

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Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit

Same meaning as Craka... A caucasion male

You Wheat Thin

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Harvesting your back yard wheat

Shaving ones arse crack

Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top

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oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

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tHin wHeats

A very holy cracker used to drive away unpure souls such as demons

Bobbena: What the McChicken, a demon, go get the tHin wHeats out.
Demon: -Runs away in utter fear-

Sam wheat

So sexy and gets any lady is 100% straight with a big schlong

Sam wheat is hot